The Gauche is a magazine about the most expensive, most unnecessary and most magnificently over-the-top things money can buy.
We cover luxury the way it deserves to be covered: with real reporting, genuine admiration for the craft, and a completely straight face that occasionally cracks. We respect the artisan. We roast the price. We never roast you.
Every item we feature carries one official rating. It has never changed.
Necessity: 0%
Taste is overrated. Welcome.