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Malka Diamonds Gold-Plated Mahjong 1 Bam Bird Pendant

$310.00

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The 1 Bam tile, which in mahjong is a bird, reproduced as a 14kt gold-plated necklace for the woman whose Tuesday night game is now her whole identity.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: You still have to win the hand yourself.