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Polo Ralph Lauren Baby Cashmere Beanie & Booties Gift Set

$150.00

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A cashmere beanie and matching booties. One of the booties will be lost within a week. This is not a prediction. This is a law of physics.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: $75 per bootie, and you will only ever find one.