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The Most Expensive Candles in the World, Ranked by How Scared We Are to Light Them

The most expensive candles in the world, ranked by how scared we are to actually light them. Necessity: 0%.

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Jo Malone Pomegranate Noir Luxury Candle
Photo: Neiman Marcus

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A candle has one job: to burn. That is the entire point. You light it, it smells nice, and eventually it is gone.

Which is precisely the problem with an expensive candle. Every minute it is lit, you can hear it costing you money. So it sits on the coffee table, unlit, for years, looking beautiful and smelling faintly of fear.

We ranked the most expensive candles in the world not by price, but by how scared we are to light them. All of them, obviously: Necessity: 0%.

The Ranking

1. The Newborn-Sized Candle (Fear Level: Total)

Jo Malone London Pomegranate Noir Luxury Candle 2.5kg $540

Jo Malone London Pomegranate Noir Luxury Candle 2.5kg
Photo: Neiman Marcus

A 2.5-kilogram candle. That is about five and a half pounds of wax, roughly the weight of a newborn, in Jo Malone’s Pomegranate Noir. Lighting it feels like a commitment. Blowing it out feels like a loss.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: You will need help carrying it. You will need therapy lighting it.

2. The Château Candle (Fear Level: Severe)

Diptyque Ambre Candle 1500g $440

Diptyque Ambre Candle 1500g
Photo: Bergdorf Goodman

The 1,500-gram version of Diptyque’s amber candle, with several wicks and a label you will recognize from every coffee table you have ever envied. Diptyque started as a fabric shop on Paris’s Boulevard Saint-Germain in 1961.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: Big enough to scent a château. Your apartment will have to do.

3. The Forbidden Fruit (Fear Level: High)

Fornasetti Se Poi Frutto Proibito Candle $340

Fornasetti Se Poi Frutto Proibito Candle
Photo: Bloomingdale’s

The face on the vessel is Lina Cavalieri, the opera singer Piero Fornasetti drew more than 350 times. Here she holds an apple. Frutto Proibito means “forbidden fruit,” which is exactly how it feels to light it.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: The candle is forbidden. The vessel is a vase forever.

4. The One That Shushes Your Guests (Fear Level: High)

Fornasetti Silenzio Immaginazione Candle $200

Fornasetti Silenzio Immaginazione Candle
Photo: Bloomingdale's

Same famous face, now holding a finger to her lips: the “Silenzio” design.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: A candle that politely asks your guests to stop talking about crypto.

5. The Library You Don’t Have (Fear Level: Moderate)

Byredo Bibliothèque Candle 14 oz $165

Byredo Bibliothèque Candle 14 oz
Photo: Neiman Marcus

Bibliothèque is French for library, and the candle smells like one: leather, plum and vanilla. Equally beloved by women with book clubs and men with “a reading chair.”

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: Makes it smell like you read. Reading still sold separately.

6. The One That Lit Versailles (Fear Level: Moderate)

Trudon Ernesto Candle $140

Trudon Ernesto Candle
Photo: Bluemercury

Trudon has been making candles since 1643 and supplied the court at Versailles. Ernesto smells like leather and tobacco, so he gets the cigar room without the cigar.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: A candle that has met more kings than you have.

7. The One in a Very Good Suit (Fear Level: Mild)

Tom Ford Oud Wood Candle $140

Tom Ford Oud Wood Candle
Photo: Saks Fifth Avenue

The candle version of Tom Ford’s Oud Wood cologne, in a black glass vessel that looks like it has an excellent tailor.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: Your living room will smell like a man in a $6,000 suit. The man is not included.

8. The Refill (Fear Level: Mild, Financially Confusing)

Baccarat Rouge 540 Candle Refill $120

Baccarat Rouge 540 Candle Refill
Photo: Baccarat

Baccarat Rouge 540 was created by Francis Kurkdjian for the crystal house’s 250th anniversary, and it became the scent of every elevator in Manhattan. This is the refill. Just the wax. The crystal holder is a separate, much larger conversation.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: $120 for the part you burn. Bold.

The Accessory

And Somewhere to Put It

Hermès Pair of Hurricanes $4,800

Hermès Pair of Hurricanes
Photo: 1stDibs

A pair of Hermès glass hurricanes, found on 1stDibs. They do not come with candles. You have to bring your own fire.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: $4,800 to stop a candle from blowing out. A closed window also works.

The Gauche on a Budget Version

The Candle You Can Actually Light

Voluspa Baltic Amber Glass Candle $38

Voluspa Baltic Amber Glass Candle
Photo: Sephora

A gilded, printed glass jar that looks like it costs ten times its price. Baltic Amber is the scent half the hostess-gift aisle quietly runs on.

Necessity: 0%

Verdict: Light it without fear. That is the whole luxury.

The Bottom Line

Light the candle. Seriously. It was made to burn, and a candle that never gets lit is just a very expensive paperweight that smells good when you lean in. Light it on a Tuesday. Live a little.

Then, when it is gone, mourn appropriately and read Face Creams More Expensive Than Your First Car, or keep it sensible with Gauche on a Budget.

Prices and availability are as reported by the linked retailers and may have changed. The Gauche’s own Diptyque has been unlit since 2019.


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